Bad Friend asks:
My husband talks badly about my friend all the time and tries to make me think I can't trust her. What should I do? Should I pick my husband?
Of course pick your husband! Women are completely subservient and should be dominated by men in every way shape and form. Who needs friends when you have a man in your life? Men are rocks, they are stability, they can do no wrong. So, absolutely tell your husband he is wonderful for suggesting such things about your friend and then get barefoot and pregnant and cook a feast for him!