Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The Other Other Woman

The Other Other Woman asks:

Does your significant other have a 'work spouse'? If so how the hell do you handle it? Would you even allow it?


(imagine this being performed by Mo'Nique circa her Oscar award winning portrayal of Precious' mother in the movie: Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire)

Oh no she isn't!!! You lettin' some hussy move in on yo man! You need a go down to that office and snatch tha motha ******* weave off that ******* head cause she is tryna steal yo man! I would NOT allow some rat-faced girl to eye MY MAN. Do NOT allow that or they gonna be makin' you look tha fool!

Smack him upside the head for even playin' that wich you. He only got ONE wife and that piece a paper has YOUR name on it!

Your frin,

Miss Advice