Sunday, August 7, 2011

Jane Doe Wannabe

Jane Doe Wannabe Asks:

I am so sick of being called Mom, Mommy, Mama and Babe. Seriously, those words always preface something involving a whine or a needy comment. Sometimes hearing those words makes me want to pull out a hand gun and shoot everyone in the face.


There are only 3 things in life that are certain: death, taxes and being annoyed.  Some of us are fortunate enough to live in a bomb shelter under the ground with no communication with the outside world.  Now, I am one of these people.  You could also be one of these people, just not with me.  Unless you are able to sneak out and never come back, you are going to have to suffer... and suffer you shall!  Everyone expects you to wipe their a$$ and when it isn't actually a baby, it gets reaaaaallll annoying.  Good luck to you... or good luck finding a quick way to end your life!   

Miss Advice

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