Thursday, August 13, 2009

Suspicious Eater

Suspicious Eater (via email) asks:

"What are hot dogs made of?"


That is a very good question! I think this is one of those things that we'll never REALLY know the answer to. But, you are fortunate in that I know what is SOMETIMES in hot dogs.

Ever wonder what happened to Jimmy Hoffa's body? Where did Amelia Earhart go? The government was responsible for their disappearances and they found that the best way to get rid of the bodies was to grind them up and put them in hot dogs. Of course they do not want anyone to know this, but Bill Clinton told me one night in Reno.

Now lately no one like that has gone missing, so I can only assume they are stealing puppies and kittens from people... an occasional horse or boa constrictor to spice things up.

But don't worry, if people eat bull testicles as a delicacy, I'm sure eating hot dogs is no big deal.

Bon appetit! And don't forget... my bologna has a first name, it's o-s-c-a-r...

Miss Advice

1 comment:

  1. Haha, I agree! When the girls asked me this I just said "The extra meat."
    I like your answer better. :)